Bad Santa 2007

Though the Reindeer had the benefit of a good tailwind on their overnight flight from the Middle East, Santa was a little tired when he met up with the good little boys and girls in Cambridge

All in all it appears you've all been rather better than bad and Santa has decided that he will bring you all nice presents this year.Please forget the cookies and milk this year as Santa has decided he prefers single malt and Cuban cigars. He will accept Dominicans from all of you good little boys and girls in the USA as I know that Cubans are not readily available there.

Happy Christmas everyone!

Santa will now leave you with his 1000 yard stare.

Santa needs to go to bed but will instead be attending a Christmas party all afternoon.

Love to all

T

Santa gone bad

We have a little tradition in our office.

Santa comes to visit and gives out presents to all of the good worker bees. It started off so well.

Santa was laughing and doing belly bumps with all of the lovely workers. A good time was being had by all. HO! HO! HO!

The problem was that the office was much hotter than what Santa was used to at the North Pole. Soon Santa was sweating and feeling uncomfortable.

The worker bee's jokes and tugs on his beard weren't so funny any more.

As the sweat started to drip under his itchy white beard, Santa started to feel the spirit of Christmas deserting him.

Finally the last little bee had a present and Santa could go outside and escape the oppressive heat.

Soon he felt better.

All he'd needed was a smoke and to be away from all of the chattering excitement.

Merry Christmas

T