Stupid Humor- Perfect for when you're bored

And to round it off, some choice quotes courtesy of Jack Tandy:

#6: A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
#11: Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham! you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
#13: The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people.
#22: Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
#29: What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.
#43: I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.

That's it for today....unless I hit the boredom trail again.....I really need to get travelling again....

Terry