Dubai

I've been in Dubai this week attending a Sales Meeting.
At this time of year the weather is glorious and its easy to forget the giant pizza oven the place becomes from April- November. For now at least its alfresco dining and easy strolls in the evening. At one of the dinners this week I had the most sinful dessert known to man.

In case the picture isnt clear, thats a chocolate brownie topped off with vanilla ice cream swimming in a boiling sea of butter.

It's served on a red hot skillet fajita style and makes all the noise and steam of its savoury Mexican cousin. I'm still dealing with the sugar buzz and subsequent crash.

Dubai seems to have recovered somewhat from the financial crash though nowhere near the frenetic pace at the peak of the boom. When I first came here a few years ago, 1/3 of the world's construction cranes were in Dubai. Construction sites were going 24 hrs a day and the city never seemed to sleep. The financial slump brought everything to a skidding halt. Though there's still many abandoned projects work has begun again on high profile developments.

On Sunday I had the chance to play golf in coolish conditions and jumped at the chance. The round was 50% off, but still a stiff $125.

It all began so well.

Sadly all soon reverted to form.

I did manage two PARs and a Birdy but still ended with a miserable 118 with one hole abandoned.

Lots of water.

Lots of lost balls

Sometimes I just HATE golf.

The picture above is of the hotel Atlantis which sits on the outer edges of the famous "Palm" development. I had dinner there last night and its a testimony to kitch.

Everything from a HUGE indoor aquarium to "dolphin experiences" and countless restaurants its a sprawling complex which feels like a cross between Disney and Las Vegas ( without the casino).

It opened just as the financial crisis hit and was for a time in a bit of a crisis itself. Many predicted it would end up the ultimate white elephant and serve as a testimony to the over build folly of Dubai at its most over reaching.

I'm happy to report it seems to be doing fine.
Finally I spent a pleasent sunset at Bar 360 which is attached to the Jumeira Beach Hotel. Itself pretty expensive, it overlooks the Burj Dubai, the sail like hotel ( one of the world's most expensive) that's become an iconic symbol of Dubai.

That's it for now.

I'm here until Thursday and return to the US on Friday.

I head to Dallas for more meetings on Saturday.

More as and when.

Stay well everyone.

The Burj Khalifa in Dubai, Speaker's corner in London and Jess

The Burj Khalif ( formerly Burj Dubai until the financial meltdown in the UAE) is the tallest free standing structure in the world.
I've been snapping pictures of it over the past few years as it relentlessly marched skyward during the "go-go" building years in Dubai.
Legend has it that in the last two years of construction the Indian crane operator sitting at the top of the building actually lived up there as it took too long to go up and down.
I've been told the story by countless taxi drivers who seem unshakable in their belief that "Babu" existed.
I've found no evidence either way.
Nice story though.
In the ultimate in bad timing, construction wrapped up just as the world's financial markets collapsed.
The Burj Dubai was quickly renamed the Burj Khalifa in deference to the huge injection of oil money from Abu Dhabi.
The Burj is finally finished.
I took advantage of a 2 hour window of opportunity on the morning of my departure to visit the 124th floor observation deck.
I've got a bit of a tall building fetish....
I've been to the top of the last two holders of the world's tallest building crown - Taipei 101 and Petronas Towers- and I couldn't miss the chance to visit.
First a few facts and figures:
At 828 meters (2,716 feet), 160 floors The Burj holds the following world records:

• Tallest Building in the world
• Tallest free standing structure in the world
• Highest number of stories
• Highest occupied floor in the world
• Highest observation deck in the world
• Elevator with the longest travel distance in the world
• Tallest service elevator in the world.

If you're afraid of heights, this is not the place for you.

Ok the last one was taken from the window of my plane as I left Dubai.....

I was hoping to fly on the worlds biggest aircraft after my Burj visit, but an equipment change at the last minute meant it was not to be.

I did get a quick snap of the A380 sitting beside the runway.NOT the same thing I grant you.

Dubai was brutally hot when I was there. When its 44 degrees Celsius the wind feels like sticking your head in a pizza oven. The tourists are thin on the ground and most of the locals have decamped to London or Paris.

London was my next stop and I got straight off the plane for pizza with my kid.

We spent the day on South Bank as London was temporarily in summer mode again.
Awesome day.

I was supposed to see Jess yesterday, but it being Father's Day in the UK, I should have known better.

It was not meant to be.

Bummed, I went to Speakers Corner to take pictures of the crazies.

Speaker's Corner sits beside the Marble Arch corner of Hyde Park and has existed as a space dedicated to protest and free speech since circa 1872.

Contrary to popular belief, Speaker's Corner isn't an "anything goes" sanctuary for protest and debate.

Incitement to violence and insurrection are prohibited.

Profanity is also disallowed though I can confidently say this rule is widely ignored.

Some notable folks have stood on a soap box here.

Karl Marx, Lenin, George Orwell and William Morris were all regulars.

Don't turn up hoping to catch future movers and shakers.

Anyone can just show up and say whatever is on their minds.

If they're interesting enough a crowd will gather and the heckling begins.
Most of the speakers are religious nuts, both Islamic and Christian.

Though the exchanges are heated at times there's far more laughter than you'd expect.

Its all pretty good natured.

Over the years I've seen communists, Zionists, Palestinians, Islamic fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, anarchists, Gay rights campaigners, greens, and various wing nuts of all political stripes.

Sometimes its interesting.

Sometimes it can be disturbing.

Sometimes its funny.

Sometimes it just seems like a collection of crazy people with nothing to do on a Sunday.
Its rarely boring and ranks as the best of free entertainment in a very expensive city.

The woman above and her "Preservation of Natural Blondes crusade" ranks as the oddest thing I've ever seen at Speaker's corner.

She gave me her literature but it seemed incomprehensible.

It included letters she'd written to the Prime Minister pleading for funds to help preserve the endangered blonde gene.

Why does she care?

What exactly does she care about?

An African woman campaigning to preserve "natural" blondes.

You just couldn't make this up if you tried.

Speaker's Corner is in Hyde Park and after the babble, its a great place to walk.

Weather permitting- which is rare.

OK.

Lot's of ground covered and that brings us up to date.

Next weekend I'm in New Orleans.

I'm looking forward to it as I've never been.

Rare that.

Stay well everyone

T