The Strange world of Male-Female Relationships-Whats important to each is sometimes different

I heard a good joke yesterday:


Sitting alone in her apartment a woman heard some wonderful news on the radio:

A new department store had just opened in town and was dedicated to one thing only;

Selling husbands.

When she arrived at the store full of excitement, she was handed a list of rules:

1. On each of the 4 floors, there are distinct and separate groups of men from which to choose.
2. The price for all husbands is the same regardless of the floor
3. Once you leave a floor, you must proceed upwards to the next floor and you cannot go back down and revisit any of the previous levels.
4. You can only visit the store once in your lifetime.

With a fluttering tummy, she took the escalator up to level 1.

A large sign at the entrance read:

"ALL OF THESE MEN HAVE DECENT JOBS, ARE DISEASE FREE, AND ARE 'NICE' GUYS"

Thrilled by the whole process, she lingered and browsed, but decided to venture upwards as nobody in particular had caught her eye.

At the Entrance to Level 2 the sign read:

"ALL OF THESE MEN ARE MILLIONAIRES, DISEASE FREE, GREAT LOOKING, 'NICE' AND FANTASTIC LOVERS"

Heart pounding, she spent well over an hour on level 2, browsing and engaging in banter with the assembled bachelors. With a sigh, deciding that none were for her, she sped for the escalator, anticipating an even better selection above.

On Level 3 the sign read:

"ALL OF THESE MEN ARE MULTIMILLIONAIRES,HANDSOME, DISEASE, DRUG AND ALCOHOL FREE, GREAT LOOKING, 'NICE', STUPENDOUS LOVERS, GREAT COOKS, GREAT DANCERS, AND LOVE CHILDREN"

"WOW" she thought. "This just gets better and better"

She spent two hours on level 3, talking, dancing, sampling the exquisite food prepared by her suitors and enjoying being the centre of attention from so many attractive and witty men. With hardly a backward glance however, she walked to the escalator, anticipating even richer pickings . Her excitement grew as the seconds passed, all thoughts of the previous floors vanishing like mist.

The sign at level 4 read .

" THERE ARE NO MEN HERE. THIS FLOOR EXISTS ONLY TO PROVE THAT WOMEN ARE NEVER SATISFIED.

HAVE A NICE DAY"

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The men's version of the store has only three floors.

On level 1 the sign reads:

"ALL THE WOMEN ON THIS FLOOR ARE BEAUTIFUL, LOVE SEX AND ARE LOYAL TO A FAULT"

Level 2 reads:

ALL THE WOMEN ON THIS FLOOR ARE BEAUTIFUL, LOVE SEX, ARE LOYAL TO A FAULT, AND ARE AMAZING COOKS"

To date no man has made it past the second floor.

We're simple animals.

Hope this raised a smile.

If it didn't lighten up, its only a joke!

Love to all

T