I love these lenses. 
OK.The issues at hand:
You bastards who stole the last set of table and chairs take note ;There's a hammer on the table and I'm gonna sleep with it close to hand.
I've reclaimed my front garden and am feeling rather brave given the bottle of wine in my belly and the Iggy on the IPod playing over the speakers, annoying the neighbours.
Speaking of neighbours they're being very good to me ;
They fed me and plied me with wine.
There was also a jarring, conversation stopping moment .
"Richard" said (names changed)
"Oh ya Simon, that's the guy who freaked out his Romanian nanny cause he's a naturist with a gimp mask and craps with the door open"
I'd been talking about my friend Simon in Canada and I'm pretty sure he closes the bathroom door.
I have a neighbour with a gimp mask????
Cambridge has depths beyond my experience.
Google will index "gimp mask" and as a result I'll have a bunch of referred hits looking for something they will not find...... If that's you, go away and stop looking at pictures of my kid.
Ugh.
OK
I had an eye test last week.
I need reading glasses.
Deal with it Terry.
I haven't.
I am a MIDDLE AGED SAD BASTARD!
" When we get older, our eyes begin to fade and we need to face up to it"
That's what the guy said anyway.
22 year old little shit.
Problem is they work when I'm trying to read, but when I look up, I feel like I'm underwater or drunk.
Not for driving T.
Getting old.
Get over it.. Christ, here they are.
And here I am wearing em.
Ya , ya, ya, winners don't smoke,Piss off.
They're not the same pic I'm just vain and think I look better in B&W.
OK?
Piss off , you can't punch a guy wearing glasses or else you're a loser.
I'm a little drunk.
I know I'm buzzed because when I go to the toilet , wash my hands and look in the mirror,I say to myself:
"Hey that's a good looking guy!"
If I'm really pissed I say this while pointing my finger at the mirror.
Nice.
"Can you direct me my hotel?"
I clearly need to get a grip.
Israel Monday.
Vienna Wednesday. 
T
5 comments:
Love 'em though they're surely rose tinted? "A distinguished look" but you really must lose the fag. Wonder if your neighbourhood gimp wears specs when he's naturing...
The truth of the matter is that I probably need glasses too, but for now I am getting away with "cheaters" from the pharmacy. It's just a fact of life and besides, they don't look too bad.
Haven't heard that "you're a good looking guy" thing since you and I and two women (Ok, one of them was my wife and the other a long forgotten girlfriend of yours) were in a spanish bar in London. Anyhow, good to remember. We're both not too old yet.
Who's Anonymous?
I said...
Hey T, you've been eating! The weight looks good on you. Am in earnest!
Try wearing the spectacles lower. And stop with the attempts to fish for compliments. You can be sooo vain : )
Specs fashion tips.
Gotta love that.
Line well and truly cast.
Nice call.
Vain I be
Hey T -
Try bifocal contacts - - that's when you know that while the mind's still young; the body just ain't buying that bullshit anymore! I think you look extremely sexy in the specs - and I haven't been drinking (yet) - you are not vain - just pleasingly self-assured and I'd help you with your button-fly levis anytime! (I'd sign on anonymously but I have a feeling the levi comment would give me away!)
Enjoy the travels - - just dropped in to say Hi & I've been thinking about you! Always - KC
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