We have a little tradition in our office.
Santa comes to visit and gives out presents to all of the good worker bees. It started off so well.
Santa was laughing and doing belly bumps with all of the lovely workers. A good time was being had by all. HO! HO! HO!
The problem was that the office was much hotter than what Santa was used to at the North Pole. Soon Santa was sweating and feeling uncomfortable.The worker bee's jokes and tugs on his beard weren't so funny any more.
As the sweat started to drip under his itchy white beard, Santa started to feel the spirit of Christmas deserting him.
Finally the last little bee had a present and Santa could go outside and escape the oppressive heat.
Soon he felt better.
All he'd needed was a smoke and to be away from all of the chattering excitement.
Merry Christmas
T
8 comments:
This is the funniest thing I think I have ever seen!! If they make Bad Santa 2, I think you are a show-in. One look at these photos and they'd give Billy Bob Thornton the boot!
hahahaha!
You don't make a good Santa. Don't do it again!
Both of you are getting NOTHING for Christmas!
Santa is making his list and checking it twice!
Yikes those photos are truly terrifying. I am pretty sure that Father Christmas (Santa to you North Americans) doesn't smoke!!!
santa looks drunk.
Sadly Santa couldn't get a drink today.
That damn Rudolph and those stinking elves scoffed it all and were too pie-eyed to help. That's why I had to do this job alone. Budget cuts have forced me to do these corporate gigs...
Santa's pissed as a newt now though.
Qre you available in the spring for Easter Bunny gigs?
Don't mention that damn rabbit!
Chocolate?
Eggs?
Call that a consumer holiday?
Pathetic contribution to the retail economy!
He doesn't even have a sleigh, just a stupid basket
Santa's quite drunk now....god damn it!
Tell mama Claus to come home! I'll try and be a better fat man
hic!
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