Monday, December 17, 2007

Bad Santa 2007

Though the Reindeer had the benefit of a good tailwind on their overnight flight from the Middle East, Santa was a little tired when he met up with the good little boys and girls in Cambridge
All in all it appears you've all been rather better than bad and Santa has decided that he will bring you all nice presents this year.Please forget the cookies and milk this year as Santa has decided he prefers single malt and Cuban cigars. He will accept Dominicans from all of you good little boys and girls in the USA as I know that Cubans are not readily available there.
Happy Christmas everyone!
Santa will now leave you with his 1000 yard stare.
Santa needs to go to bed but will instead be attending a Christmas party all afternoon.
Love to all
T

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think Santa you ate all the pies !! MWHA penny x

David said...

I think Santa should try to make and keep to a particular New Year's resolution in 2008. What do you think?

Terry said...

What"cough,cough" might you be referring too?

David said...

Ha! Ha! Ho! Ho!