If you'd ever been to my place you would know there should be a table and 3 chairs where there is now empty space. This "furniture flight" happened sometime between 8 am and 7pm today. I thought I'd found the culprit but the houseboat was innocent upon closer inspection.The past 48 hours have been as follows:
- I got back from London to find my car battery flat as a pancake.
- I had 4 tickets on my windscreen as my parking permit ran out September 1st when I was away.
- I've been sick as a dog
- My neighbour fell off a ladder while I was away trying to close a window at my place that had blown open......He did himself some damage.
- Some bastard stole my garden furniture.
I have to go for my last root canal treatment tomorrow and then drive to Oxford.
It just gets better and better.
T
6 comments:
Why don't you just pack it in and come home to Canada? Much better life!
I know the answer and I know why you can't, but I just had to say it anyway.
Why don't you get a more reliable car and take Ford Fiestas off your hate list? Flat batteries appear elsewhere on this blog. I think it's your choice of motor that's blighting your UK returns.
I think it was a dodgy battery which was replaced today under warranty. It just couldn't hold a charge if left dormant for over a week. As for the Fiesta suggestion....I'd rather walk otherwise I'd need to buy a shell suit and I don't do shell suits.
Actually I've nothing against them I'm just being a smart ass.
I don't know - I reckon a shell suit would suit.
If you ere baffled like me, check out this site:
http://www.iloveshellsuits.com/history.htm
Love the patented "Terry smirk" that Jess seems to have mastered. The fruit didn't fall far from the tree - did it? Hang in there T - just take a second to look at her lovely pictures and remind yourself - this is truly what life is all about.
PS - Shell suits? That's a new one
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